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Joke of the Day
"Q: What insect lives on nothing? A: Moths, because they eat holes."
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"Racism at its best Eeny meeny miney moe Catch a blacky by the toe If he holler make him pay By picking cotton for a day"
"Silly batman joke my doctor told me today Twoface never liked it when his men shouted, 'hey you! With the face!'"
"What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone? A psycho-path."
"What's the strongest muscle on a pig? The hamstring."
"I tried playing UNO with all my Mexican friends... ... but they kept stealing all the green cards!"
"What do you call a snake that works for the government? ~~A civil serpent~~ Senator."
"What is bread's most deadly sin? Gluteny"
"I beat my chess opponent in less than five moves with a baseball bat."
"What's the best fantasy book? A bible"