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Joke of the Day

"Everyone's unique! For instance, I like milk in my coffee, but other people are dying of malnutrition."

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"There's been lots of ""OH MY GOD!"" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying."
"How many lives does a German cat have NEIN!"
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