80405
Joke of the Day
"What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !"
Next Joke
"A man started a business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. ""It's going well,"" he said. ""Prophets are going through the roof."""
"What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport? Cross country"
"What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe? Call a big toe truck."
"A beautiful blonde walks into a bar, and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... so you don't know?"
"There's been something wrong with my smelling lately... I've asked everyone, but no one ""nose"" the cause!"
"Wheres my dog gone? Dead in the trash"
"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr.Dre"
"People admit to shopping for their girlfriends/wives all the time... but when I do it I get busted for ~~prostitution~~ human trafficking."