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Joke of the Day
"99% of my socks are single. You don't see them crying about it."
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"My favorite German children's story is that one where some unspeakably terrifying thing happens to teach a minor lesson."
"If my dad was president of this country... There would be no Isis. It would be Waswas. Dad walked in to the kitchen and dropped this on me."
"Shout out to girls that have a relationship with prisoners. At least they always know where their man is at."
"My mother picked up an Oreo but dropped it... My father looks and her and says, ""too bad you have butter fingers when you want an Oreo."""
"A guy walks into a bar ouch If you didn't get it think about in literal terms"
"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend Until the LSD wears off and I'm actually dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park"
"Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove."
"When your kids are little you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility."
"What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail of course!"