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Joke of the Day
"You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?"
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"My Father Was An Artist My father was an artist. He had an *amazing* stroke. That's how he died....."
"Why did the dog fail his driving test? Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive."
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"I'm confused, why does the Gangnam Style guy want to launch a nuclear attack on the US?"
"I saw a man at the beach going ""Help! Shark! Help!"" I laughed because I knew that the shark wasn't going to help him."
"What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ? Listening *house*."