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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."
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"I was once stoned in Memphis And I entered this weird contest where you had to walk on famous Jessicas. I was walking with my feet 10 ft off a Beal."
"I wish I had a job. That way I could spend all day tweeting when I should be working."
"What did the chill pigeon say? coo. coo."
"Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"What's dumber than a box of rocks The hippie that carries them around the country."
"What My Girlfriend Thought, First four Dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. OK, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."
"Right off the bat Cinderella knows she's marrying a prince with a serious foot fetish."
"Yoda says words out of order because his college English class was at 7 am. He never went once - ""very early, it is"" he would say"
"Why are storm troopers so clingy? Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you."