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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have legs? To not leave a slime trail."
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"Pilot held without bail. Judge concerned about the risk of flight."
"say a prayer for all the men who are forced to carry their girlfriends' purses"
"What do dark jokes and food have in common? Not everyone gets them"
"15 year olds be like I remember 9/11"
"A fight broke out at the bubble-making contest. It came to blows."
"Anybody Home? Yes, I am alone come in (house wife) Husband: WTF! (who came early from the office)"
"Ever hear about the baby born with no eye lids? they used the skin from his circumcision to make some so now he is cock eyed"
"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two - but how'd they get in there?"
"I saw some guy stealing a gate last night... I thought not to shout at him cuz he might take a fence."