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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Irish midget? Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk."
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"I own far too many ""....For Dummies"" books to have healthy self esteem."
"What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."
"Which insect do asian people eat the most of? Lice"
"What do all Amish women want? 2 Mennonite."
"What's the best part about having sex with a transsexual? Pretending it went all the way through"
"Where do banana slaves go to work? Plantaintions."
"What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!"
"I hate when I shoot someone with finger pistols but I forgot to take the safety off so nothing happened and NOW IT'S SO AWKWARD :("
"How do you make a napkin dance? You put a little boogie in it."