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Joke of the Day
"If we allowed all banned substances - just think about how exciting sports would be"
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"The Devil's Business What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him? -""Nice doing business with you!"""
"A man walks into a bar with a gun And shouts, ""Who the hell fucked my wife?!"" A man in the back replied ""You haven't got enough bullets mate!"""
"When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon? About tennish."
"No Amazon, I don't want to sort stuff by ""Price: High to Low,"" who are the billionaires who would even make that an option?"
"Q: What did the potato ask the cow? A: Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes."
"[1st date] *stuffing face* sorry i eat a lot when im nervous 'u know ur eating a candle right?' yah *points to napkin* u gonna finish that"
"Anglo/German Dad Joke Q: What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull? A: 10:45"
"What do broccoli and anal sex have in common? If you didn't like it as a kid, you probably don't like it as an adult."
"What do you call a black person from Niger? A Nigerian, you racist"