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Joke of the Day
"I call my wife ""Happy Meal""... She's not enough to satisfy me but she comes with a toy..."
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"*puts on satin, full length pajamas for men, slips into bed* yes... time to text some girls the word 'hey' and only the word 'hey'"
"Couldn't stop farting...so i went to the Doctors I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite"
"Yo mama's so ugly, the day she died and met saiten, saiten made her leader of hell.."
"gave my wife a pedicure just so I could write in my diary ""I nailed her...10 TIMES IN A ROW"". Ha ha, jokes on you, Masculinity."
"You can't name your dog Jeff, that's illegal"
"Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel? Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis."
"Why is a change machine easy to understand? It makes cents."
"Reddit is really a green community, considering all the recycled content on here."
"saw your mum at the supermarket buying vaseline & cucumbers & nothing else, no wonder your dad died if that what she puts in sandwiches"