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Joke of the Day

"I call my wife ""Happy Meal""... She's not enough to satisfy me but she comes with a toy..."

"*skydiving* Jumper: Where's your parachute? Married Guy: Don't need one J: There's no chance of survival MG: Not trying to beat the odds"

"No one ever smells their finger because it smells good."

"2 nazis walk into a bar, third one ducks.. just at the reich moment."

"Boss: Are you done with those reports yet? Me: Can you stop hovering over me? Boss: Sorry [turns off jetpack] Me: Much better."

"elmo jokw What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory? Two test tickles!"

"There are two types of people I can't stand. Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what the hell they're whispering about."

"I made you a cake. I also ate it for you."

"My wife let me remove all her clothes last night. From the dryer."

"My wife said she wants another baby and if I play my cards right, I can be the father."