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Joke of the Day

"A bunch of us in a car just ran over a clown... ... tragic sure but soon we can look back and laugh."

"I don't see the point in my elderly neighbour subscribing to local newspapers ..... If all she is going to do is let them pile up outside her door."

"Did you hear about the kid who brought a home made watch to school? He had a real bad time..."

"I don't get computer-related jokes. ..not even a bit."

"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Poop."

"My brother just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is f*cking ridiculous."

"I decided to open a new business that builds doors for obese people, it shall be called Mordor."

"Money is the root of all larger amounts of money."

"How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb? When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you."

"A mafia nursery rhyme the cat goes meow. the cow goes moo! The dog goes woof, and that fucking stool pigeon Anthony better shut up before I have him take his final fucking bow."