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Joke of the Day
"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Poop."
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"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer"
"Is it ""butt"" naked or ""buck"" naked? Either way, this dentist appointment is making me very uncomfortable."
"I'm not a racist Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"I used to think I was a man of vision. Now i'm pretty sure they're hallucinations."
"Do you want to know where the best place to buy drugs is? High Street of course!"
"I saw an identical tweet of my joke! It was posted months before mine, so he's worse than a tweet thief; he's a time-travelling tweet thief!"
"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra... After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."
"Knock-Knock [pic]"
"A guy runs into a bar at light speed and asks the bartender for whatever's on tap. Thirty seconds later, the bartender asks he wants to drink."