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Joke of the Day

"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier."

"My friend asked if I could help him write a bedtime story for his kids. I thought ""what a novel idea""."

"Why are so many blind people religious? Because they just won't open their eyes!"

"Chuck Norris won the Origami Championship in 1983...folding a rock"

"I just typed ""cupkale"" instead of ""cupcake"" and accidentally invented what has to be the worst dessert idea ever."

"What did the one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there? I'm shore you did, beach."

"The past, the present and the future walk into a bar... ...Then things got tense."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light-bulb? You can un-screw the light-bulb"

"New Funny jokes "" "" :D 2 !! .. :D "

"Big Smoke walks into a bar He ordered two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large beer."