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Joke of the Day
"I nicknamed my girlfriend Christmas She only comes once a year."
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"Anyone know where I can buy some camo pants? Can't find them anywhere."
"Why are birthday's good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!"
"If a stork brings white babies and a crow brings black babies, what brings no babies? A little Swallow."
"What does a baby diaper and Obama have in common? There both full of shit."
"[I open my lunchbox to find pair of wife's underwear] But that means... [Cut to my wife opening her lunchbox to find a pair of my underwear]"
"Yo mama so fat, when she stands next to yo daddy they still in a long-distance relationship."
"FYI Don't make snow angels in a dog park."
"how much is a life-time supply of fast food? Not much."
"If I had any self control I'd probably eat that too."