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Joke of the Day
"Who takes the best selfies in LA? I need someone good to do mine."
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"Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract? Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!"
"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!"
"They should make toilet seats with a rumble pack to shake your turds loose."
"Well hello, ""Party-Size"" bag of Doritos. Welcome to my party! There will be no other guests."
"What is the difference between picking your nose.... ...and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!"
"Relationships are a lot like algebra Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
"I was worried about the population problem But then I realized we just shouldn't give a fuck."
"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"
"What was John Locke's favorite beer? Natty Rights"