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Joke of the Day

"Awful Purim Joke Grogger? I hardly knew her!"

"Blackberry users thought of making a joke abt the Apple-Samsung battle, but before they cud tweet thr phone hanged n battery drained out"

"What's the best way to get to church on sunday? Mass transit"

"The world isn't going to end tomorrow... It's not on my calendar."

"I dropped acid this morning The teacher made us evacuate the lab."

"[arguing with friend about chemistry] *cop walks up* do we have a problem here? Me: No. We will find a solution once you argon, officer."

"If grandmas had an award ceremony, what would it be called? The Grammy's"

"How to make someone disappear from your life forever. Ask them to pay you back."

"The most feared killer whales are the ones that have done time in Seaworld."

"Josh Dugger more like Josh Diddler"