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Joke of the Day
"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic."
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"Customs Police: Do you have anything to claim? Me: A hot dog is a sandwich. Cop: ""Please step out of the vehicle"""
"I know this is a long shot, but any super-attractive men and women out there also self-confessed ""nerds?"""
"[first date] ""So, I heard you work at the circus."" [shallows bread stick whole] Nope. ""You sure about that?"" [chewing on glass] Yup"
"My grandma always said slow and steady wins the race. She died in a house fire."
"What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head? Brenda."
"The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn't just ""lay in bed and watch TV all day"" I traveled very far thank u"
"What do rednecks call the BATF? The Bureau of All Things Fine."
"Car's favorite dance? Brake Dance"
"I apologize to everyone that I've ever offended. Just kidding. Could you imagine?"