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Joke of the Day

"Walk a mile in someone else's shoes????? NOOOO, THANK you! I don't even wanna walk a mile in my own shoes!!! Do you know how long a mile is?"

"FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison"

"Spooning leads to forking But if you fork the wrong dish, you could get knifed."

"Two blondes talking... ""I took a pregnancy test the other day..."" ""Oh dear, were the questions hard?"""

"Why couldn't the fruit get married? They cantaloupe"

"Just found out bears don't hug to be friendly, but because they want to eat you :("

"What do you call a Muslim pilot? A hijacker"

"I think winning the war on drugs is impossible. I struggle just to tie my shoelaces on drugs."

"Why Didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didnt hav the guts :P"

"My dad rear ended a car today that had a Jesus bumper sticker on it... ..he stopped in the Name of the Lord."