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Joke of the Day

"What does Hitler hate about leg day ? Mein Krampf"

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"""Donald Trump is feuding with the Pope"" is like the 7th Onion headline that's become real life in this election season"
"[NSFW] If you can only say nigger if you're black I guess I'm black now?"
"When and why did the yam farmer get up? For a yam."
"knock knock Who's there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like you to come and ride my cock Taken from Who's Nailin' Palin"
"Dermatologists hate him! It's not because he has a great skin or anything. He's just an asshole"
"White people will swim with sharks, wrestle with alligators, and sleep with tigers.... ....but get nervous when a person of color walks by. Sounds about white."
"Why do people smile in Africa? So they won't run into each other in the dark."
"Selfie Stick - Picture taking device used when the internet has made you so socially awkward you can't ask a stranger to take a pic for you"
"I assume people who don't hate people also don't drive."