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Joke of the Day
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards of boats If they fell forwards they would be on the boat"
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"How did Charles Darwin die? Natural causes."
"What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe? White vans"
"Question ? Do old lesbians try to look like Rod Stewart or does Rod Stewart try to look like an old lesbian?"
"My buddy told me he was having sex with twins... I asked how do you tell them apart? He said, ""Her brother has a mustache"""
"I think calling followers followers is a bit pretentious. I prefer to think of them as curious observers."
"Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push, into traffic."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them for feminists."
"What do you call a Clinton with no legs? Doesn't matter. She won't come. Edit: oops, wrong type of Bitch."
"Have you ever heard of Skrillex? Ah forget it... I was gonna make a Dubstep joke, but I'll just drop it"