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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push, into traffic."

"My kids lost a Barbie shoe. I dug in the trash and found one. It was from a set they didn't know was missing Now I'm looking for 2 shoes."

"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over. BLANKET: You were cold?"

"Every generation just wants their kids to have a better ""Spiderman"" reboot than they did."

"You know you're wrong... when YouTube commenters start agreeing with you."

"Got my hair done again. I'm so blonde now I can barely spell my last name."

"I've seen homeless guys who keep their boxes in better shape than some girls keep theirs."

"Did you hear the Vikings traded Adrian Peterson? They traded him to the Minnesota Twins because the Twins needed a Switch Hitter."

"My plan to reduce shark attacks. Get them hooked on meth. Getting gummed by a toothless shark probably tickles."

"Roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van"