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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Ben Carson yell? Watch a movie with him."
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"A squirrel charged with murder, the detective ""did you do it?"", the squirrel ... ""no it was Nut me"""
"I was told insence would help me catch Pokemon But no matter how many times I make out with my sister, I'm still not getting any Pokemon"
"My girlfriend says I can't visualise things I can't imagine why."
"Harry S. Truman walks into a sushi bar and orders a Nagasake bomb."
"Why did Jesus lose the basketball game? Because Peter denied him three times."
"If someone tells you he can swallow a whole coconut... ...let him do it, it means he has complete trust in his anus :d"
"Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too"
"My little old fish didn't move around in her bowl all day. i thought she was dead but it turns out she was just going through minnow pause."
"Rick Astley voted in the referendum. He's never gunna give EU up"