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Joke of the Day
"what did the man say when he couldn't get frea with his dog? oops, forgot the ky"
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"What's the difference between three cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"I like my women like I like my microwaves Small, white, and will kill any baby I put inside it."
"Just met a nerdy spider. He's a web designer"
"Wherever someone says, ""Oh, geez!"" I always think, ""OGs,"" as in ""Original Gangstas."" Whenever someone says, ""Gee whizz!"" I think, ""...gross."""
"My Football coach got fired because he got accused on Pedophillia charges. But say what you want about the man, he could turn any young tight end into a wide receiver."
"Why can't America ever win a chess tournament? Because they're missing two towers"
"What do you call a scruffy lazy ant? Decadant."
"There's always an Obama in relationships. The one that has to compromise, doesn't really get much credit, and never wins, no matter what."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Not too hot. That way I can stick my dick in em."