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Joke of the Day
"Do you know ... Do you know what girls say to guys with big dicks....... **I do...**"
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"Hello?.... Steph? Man: Can I get Steph Curry's number? Operator: 1-800-war-rior Man: I tried that, but it didn't ring"
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"My therapist told me that I'm bad at admitting my flaws. I am not!"
"I like Jesus... But he loves me. It's an awkward friendship."
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"[stranded on Mars] me: [journal day 1] I have enough rations for 300 maybe 400 days me: [journal day 2] I am out of rations"