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Joke of the Day
"Take your ex out tonight (one bullet oughtta do it)"
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"It doesn't bother me when people tell me my dick is a joke. But I love it when they can take a joke."
"In Soviet Russia... ...end of joke is when line punches *you*."
"Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset? Business was dead."
"[picks up date] *slides over hood of car* *slides off car onto another car* *slides off that one onto another car* *date looks at her watch*"
"""Children, stop biting grandpa's nails... ...or I'll close the coffin!"""
"Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Cancer."
"Doctor: How's your headache? Patient: She's out of town."
"""We're sorry that password won't work we require mixed case numbers symbols and a small goat sacrifice."""
"I called the Paranoia Hotline: This guy answered and said, ""How the hell did you get this number?"""