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Joke of the Day

"Take your ex out tonight (one bullet oughtta do it)"

"Yo mama's so fat Her nose can't even run Came up with this myself and was quite proud"

"I'm sure without any training, I can sky dive.. Only once"

"How do you make pickel bread? With dill dough"

"How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little Boogie in it!"

"Knock,Knock joke Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

"What's the recommended age to teach your child that Google has every answer to their homework?"

"A paedophile, a sadist, and a Priest walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."

"There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation."

"Other silverware probably hates the large spoon that wears skinny jeans, Keds, and thick rimmed glasses. Nobody likes a hipstirrer."