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Joke of the Day

"It doesn't bother me when people tell me my dick is a joke. But I love it when they can take a joke."

"Les Miserables was pretty good but I wish I'd had some kind of warning that everyone in it would be so unhappy."

"Pix and Misc - Teacher win [pic]"

"A guy goes to get a physical... The doctor says ""Sir, you have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical."""

"Pretty disappointed to see that some of you lived through the night."

"Hear toddler having meltdown at Target Me: Parents should control their kids! Cashier: Isn't she yours? Me: C: I saw her come in with you."

"Bear: *lowers sunglasses. Is it *beary* serious? Cops:...Ok that's funny but but you mauled a child so yes. You have to go back to the zoo."

"Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy? Artificial colouring."

"My uncle always said ""One in the hand is worth two in the bush."" He died a virgin."

"I made a huge mistake I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub, she looked at me and she instantly knew that I've been lying to her for years."