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Joke of the Day

"I don't believe in most conspiracies....but 7-11 IS an inside job."

"Did you hear about that psychic dwarf that escaped from prison? They're a small medium at large"

"What did the pencil say? Nevermind, it's pointless."

"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Swim!"

"What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air? Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)"

"Roses are red, violets blue, Open you're legs a few hours or two."

"I have a dream that my son will one day live in a nation where he will not be judged by the size of his boat but by the motion of his ocean."

"What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician? I can't see you anymore."

"""Let me get them digits."" - creepy accountant"

"How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a secret!"