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Joke of the Day

"I don't believe in most conspiracies....but 7-11 IS an inside job."

"They should make supermarket camouflage. So people you know won't see you and want to talk to you."

"I'm rubber. You're glue. I don't conduct low voltage electricity. You're great for arts & crafts."

"My older sister constantly and incorrectly uses the word ""ironic"" to describe situations in her life. It's pretty ironic."

"What's a lumberjack's favorite director? TimBuuurrrrrrrton"

"If there's one good thing about the election of Trump, it's the greatly lowered odds of being attacked by Russia. After all, they're not going to key their own car."

"Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant? He got creped out."

"MEN 'N' LIGHTBULBS How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, men will screw anything."

"[NSFW] What's the square root of 69? Eight something. EDIT: yeesh, tough room."

"What do a fretless bass and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed."