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Joke of the Day
"Notice how ""me"" comes first in merge? There's a reason for that."
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"Dark humor is a bit like food. Not everyone gets it."
"Things have really turned around for me since I re-named my penis and testicles ""JD Power and Associates""."
"What do you call it when a stripper works for free? Pro Boner."
"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."
"*goes through crush's phone when he dies* *gets out ouija board* ""who is Emma"""
"Richard Nixon makes a really awful dinner for his wife. He defends himself by saying ""I am not a cook""."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and willing to choke me a little bit."
"""Dad can you tell me 5 animals that live in the North Pole?"" "" yes son , 3 polar bears and 2 seals. Anything else?"" ___ ""No dad thanks""___ ""No problem son"""
"A study of married women showed that 90% of married men still masturbate The other 10% have dumb wives."