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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Little boy blue."
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"NEWS ANCHOR: Here's Gary with day 1 of his outdoor summer weather report. GARY: [frying an egg on the sidewalk] I quit. Back to you, John."
"Hate it when couples fight & change their relationship status to ""single"". I fight with my parents, and don't change my status to ""orphan""."
"I just named my whiskey ""Titanic"" because it goes down better with ice."
"Her: How do you do it w/ 4 kids? Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah."
"Me: pretty much any name can be unisex My son Stephanie: I hate you dad"
"How do you get to Carnegie Hall? take a taxi"
"""Oh no. We dripped cheese dip on the cat. I'll get it"" *she grabs a shirt* ""Hey don't use that!"" *hands her a chip*"
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
"I have been a prostitute for 40 years and I only have one piece of advice. Always enjoy the small things."