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Joke of the Day
"Today I made an immigration officer laugh He was borderline hysterical."
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"What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff? They are hiring."
"I wonder if Captain America ever borrows money from Captain China."
"My boss was honest with me today as we walked into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family."
"The MI5 are watching every move I make and breath I take... It seems it's a sting operation"
"How much does a Qur'an weigh? Allaht"
"My New Year's resolutions.... Is going to be 1920x1080."
"I was wondering why I wasn't picking up any chicks recently, but then I realized my Monster energy sticker fell off my car"
"Face it. Our planet is bipolar."
"What made me become a baker? I kneaded the dough."