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Joke of the Day

"My goal weight: To not look like a ""before"" picture."

"People keep telling me PHP is a dirty language... Until I shove a string up there asses and turn it into a multidimensional array."

"Jesus rose on the third day. He then went over to the men and said... ""Hola, senor! What is my job?"""

"I imagine when you get to heaven they give you a box with all the sodas and snacks that vending machines cheated you out of your whole life."

"[My Joke] Where do noodles get their nails done? At the spa-getti."

"Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber? There was too much gas in them."

"I just got kicked out of my local Laser Tag and the police were called. Apparently stabbing somebody to save ammo is not allowed."

"I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*"

"The most important tip when you're fapping solo. Always use your Han."

"How do you call someone named olaf with ebola? Ebolaf"