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Joke of the Day
"Why do women get married? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn."
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. You also miss 100% of the shots you do take because you suck at basketball."
"What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck."
"What do you call a religious bird? A bird of prey."
"In my 20s, I was bullied by a crow the size of a chicken for several months."
"I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy."
"Why does Trump watch the Olympics? To see how high Mexicans can jump"
"knock knock joke ""knock knock"" ""who's there"" ""jerry"" ""jerry who? ""jerry seinfeld"""
"What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper"
"I have seagull managers. They swoop in, screech like hell, shit all over everything, then fly away."