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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the Chicken."
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"What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.."
"How many points do you get if you hit a golfer? Fore."
"Nothing can destroy your good opinion of a company quicker than working for them."
"How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems? The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper."
"I accidentally caught my nuts in a barbed wire fence and now I'm the frontman of a Maroon 5 cover band."
"What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive? It gets blown to ***bits!***"