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Joke of the Day

"What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours"

"My real mom put me up for adoption because the cat was allergic to me :("

"According to this BMI chart I am too short."

"Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken"

"a coca-cola can and a dr pepper bottle are having an emotional talk... coca-cola asked why dr pepper had been bottling up his feelings for so long!"

"My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology."

"Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine."

"I could tell you a UDP joke... But you might not get it."

"I used to wonder... ...why golf tournaments aren't called Stroke-Offs Then I turned 12."

"What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster? mumblr"