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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf? A frigid midget with a rigid digit."
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"Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine? Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems."
"Lil Johnny: ""Dad I lost my virginity las night!"" Dad: ""I am proud of you son, come sit next to me and tell me how it went."" Lil Johnny: ""I can't sit right now, my butt still hurts"""
"What do you call a teacher who's always late? Mr Bus"
"The farmer's wife just ran off with a farm equipment salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter."
"What does Rihanna think of Chris Brown? beats me"
"Why did the cop climb the tree? He worked for a special branch."
"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"
"After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?"
"Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?... Because the recycle everything!"