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Joke of the Day

"Hey baby, I'm like Fred Flintstone I can really make your bed-rock. Also I live in a cave and don't have any electricity"

"Where was Soloman's temple located? On the side of his head."

"dad: I can't find my glasses, can you read what this says for me? me: ""Dad do you want to go to Home Depot"" dad: [voice catching] Sure son"

"Did you hear about the contortionist that fell in love? She was heels over head for him!"

"My ex-girlfriend had eczema She had a cracking fanny."

"What is cowhide mostly used for? Keeping cows from falling apart."

"How do bovines do math? They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!"

"My friends eyes are so skewed.. [Original Joke] He looks like a cow"

"There are 3 types of comments I hate. 1. Unrelated ones. 2. Lists. 3. Ironical."

"""Do you want to go out on a date?"" *sweats nervously* I C-CAN'T ""Why?"" *shoots friend next to him* I HAVE TO GO TO A FRIEND'S FUNERAL"