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Joke of the Day
"Who created the first diswasher? God, and her name was Eve."
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"What has four hairy legs and sleeps with my sister? My father and I"
"What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ? Osaka."
"Breaking news: The world is running out of plastic. Citizens everywhere say its because of Nicki Minaj's implants."
"Why was the haunted mansion self conscious? Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML."
"[traffic court] Your honor, I'm here to dispute 4 of my 5 tickets JUDGE: Repeat infractions? Ok, I'm here to dispute 4/5 of my tickets"
"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you've told a woman she's overreacting."
"Do you know why Cannibals don't eat divorced women? Because they're bitter."
"When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. Hood rich"
"How does an abstract artist paint? They wipe their ass with canvas."