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Joke of the Day
"Who created the first diswasher? God, and her name was Eve."
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"I treat my wife like a fine wine. I keep that bitch locked in the cellar."
"What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed? Looks like we got a tail."
"Did you hear about Hellen Keller's tree house? Neither did she."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a drink and a mop"""
"The same woman who said ""I'm your mom not your friend"" has sent me 17 Facebook friend requests."
"I like my women like I like my... ...grades: covered in B's."
"People on this plane got so uptight when I used the bathroom to change into my PJs. Llike they've never seen a man in a nightgown before."
"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member's dick."
"Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president. In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA."