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Joke of the Day

"Two dissectors are talking... The first one says, ""I dissected a women yesterday, who had a clitoris like a pickle"". ""Wow, that big !?"", the second one replies. ""No, that salty""."

"Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker."

"Don't get me wrong I'm impressed by the Olympics but what really impresses me is people who sleep with their cell phones in other rooms."

"Why did the foreigner vote for Trump? He heard he would get to watch the inauguration on a plane"

"Chuck Norris is actually every member of Slipknot. That's how fast he can change costumes."

"Why is the beef in Colorado so good? Because the steaks are high."

"What's Medusa's favorite cheese? Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola"

"NSFW Passionately our lips met... Then she closed her legs and broke my glasses."

"If your uncle Jack was riding a horse named Bill Cosby, and your uncle got stuck on the horse, would you help your uncle Jack off Bill Cosby?"

"Did you hear about the impoverished farmers who drove from Oklahoma to California? They went on a Joad Trip."