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Joke of the Day

"Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees."

"Its all shits and giggles. Until someone giggles and shits."

"I used to be a banker but I lost interest"

"A Girl To Doctor: When I Smoke Cigarette, I Feel Very Uncomfortable, On First Puff, I Put Off My Shoes. On Second, My Socks. On Third, My Shirt. Doctor: Take This Cigarette And Tell Me In Detail."

"I guess it's good Hillary didn't win... It would be kinda awkward for her to be sitting behind the desk that Monica was under."

"I remember last year... It's like it was yesterday."

"Fun fact: Snakes don't exist. They were made up by scientists in 1923 as a joke that went too far so they just kinda rolled with it"

"My girlfriend was on her. So I put it in her:"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away If you have aim, an apple a week may also work."

"Happy April's fools! ... No really, what did you expect?"