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Joke of the Day
"What type of bonds deals with the bad guys? James"
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"Anybody want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's cheesy."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field."
"How are Pornstars paid? Income"
"What makes the Jewish Monopoly game so much harder than the original? Because the banker starts with all the money and never gives it away."
"Do you know what ""clitoris"" is in French? Me neither, but I had it on the tip of my tongue yesterday."
"Are you ready to be disappointed?"
"Oh you're upset about a thing? Allow me to remind you that there are other, more upsetting things. Somehow I think this should help you"
"I get all my indisputable political facts from what my uncle Harold posts on Facebook. Like did u know Obama killed the last living unicorn?"
"Said the masochist to the sadist: ""Oh hit me, hurt me, oh please just use me"" Said the sadist to the masochist: ... no"