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"9/11 joke Knock, knock. Who's there? Nine-eleven. Nine-eleven who? You said you'd never forget...."
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"What's it called when you throw Indian food at someone? Naan-aggression."
"Mufasa didn't die, he just went out for a pack of smokes and a newspaper. - The Lyin' King"
"A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac lay awake all night wondering if there is a dog. EDIT: Credit to David Foster Wallace."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can't pee soup."
"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari? The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog."
"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay they would be called bagels."
"Met this Muslim chick at the bar and she told me to add her as a friend on Eyebook."
"When God was handing out obstacles I thought he said popsicles and said I'll take one of each variety."
"I want a SPIDERMAN GO app where I have to get pictures of spiderman for a furious j jonah jameson"