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Joke of the Day
"Crowded elevators smell different to midgets."
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"What kind of name for a storm is ""Debby?"" Hurricanes should have names like ""Satan"" No one should have their house destroyed by ""Heather."""
"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes!"
"Why do single people take dating advice from other single people? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions."
"I'm always sad when I see a homeless person or someone with a Blackberry."
"Her: ""My baby paints with her food because she's artistic."" Me: ""That or your baby paints with her food because she's a goddamn baby."""
"""LOOK AT ME DON'T LOOK AT ME"" - Cleavage"
"DON'T make this weird... (I whisper in your ear, as I pet your eyebrows)"
"What do you call a dog without front legs? Chester."
"I've just found out I can have sex at 65 I live at number 59 so it's only a short walk!"