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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so cold in San Francisco? Giant fans."

"Yes, you take my breath away... But so does a brisk walk, or the sight of an ugly baby. Don't be so flattered."

"Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is black."

"Nothing says 'I dont take you seriously' like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him."

"I saw a tranny in a miniskirt the other day I thought, that shows a lot of balls"

"Duh There are three types of people in this world. Those who can add up, and those who can't"

"I popped into the library this morning and asked if there was any books on Facebook status jokes? The librarian said, ""They've all been stolen."" ""That's the one."" I replied."

"When you walk through the valley of the shadow of death, it means you've been using Apple Maps."

"A lot of people seem to fuss about adding and removing an hour from the day. I think it's just a minute difference."

"Accidentally used 13's shower gel, so I just copped a huge attitude, yelled at everyone and slammed some doors."