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Joke of the Day
"Why is it so cold in San Francisco? Giant fans."
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"The chinese dierector A chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie. The dierector was Phill Ming"
"My New Years resolution was to not have any sex. Apparently"
"How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it."
"A class is learning about probability.. Teacher: If I toss a penny, what are the chances that I get a head? Girl: For a penny? Not very bright."
"Did you guys hear about the 4 car accident in Mexico? ...94 people died."
"What do you say if you're testing a new firearm? ""I'll take a shot"""
"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved."
"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't walk around Dublin pretending he's Bono"
"Who let the dogs out? ~~Redacted~~ let the dogs out. - NSA File # ~~Redacted~~"