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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people in life Those that pee in the shower And Liars!"
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"If Bears ruled the world, I wonder if they would care whether or not the Humans they mauled were free-range."
"What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."
"I'm sick of this one horse town *moves to two horse town* No, no, this is too much"
"""Daddy, what's for breakfast?"" ""Its 5am. Anything you can reach"""
"""Doctor, doctor! I need a new pair of glasses!"" ""I can see that - this is a hotdog stand."""
"A couple has twins. If one is named Peter, what is name of second child? Repeater."
"In the movie 'The Hunt for Red October' ... the entire story is the sub-plot."
"Glue Sticks... I was walking through an arts and crafts shop when I saw a sign saying, ""Glue Sticks.""I thought, ""No shit."""
"The apostles fell asleep in the Garden of Gethsemane while Jesus was praying. Noticing that they fell asleep, Jesus woke up St. Peter. ""Huh? What? Oh, sorry, Lord, I forgot the coffee!"""