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Joke of the Day
"a guy with bdsm fetish plays COD whats his favorite mode? DOMINATION"
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"I like my women like I like my whiskey.. Inanimate."
"I wonder if clouds look down on us and say shit like ""That one's shaped like an idiot."""
"Why are there no suicide books on librarys? because those who take them never bring them back."
"I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet... They use an e-wok."
"The first rule of Illiteracy Club is no reading. That was a test, and you failed. You're failing now. You're not welcome in Illiteracy Club."
"Oh great. I forgot to pack an apple in my lunch and now there's doctors EVERYWHERE."
"Why was the chef mad? He had all the money in the world, but no thyme."
"My friend's wife asked him, if she died tomorrow, when would he start sleeping with other women? He said, ""about three years ago."""
"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're getting a blowjob from Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""