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Joke of the Day

"Hey can you pick up summa of the way home? Me: Hey, on your way hone can you pick up summa? Wife: Summa what? Me: Summa DEEZ NUTS"

"Wife: Maybe its time for ""the talk"" Me: Ok. Son, cops can't bust you for the drugs you've done, just the drugs you have. Her: Not that talk!"

"What is a ferret funeral? Serious business"

"I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night ...After 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen."

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp"

"I went to an airport the other day. As I was about to catch a plane, I thought ""My dog would be proud."""

"What car does a Mexican drive? A Quebrolet."

"A guy walks into an electronic pub He has to buy a new ebook reader now"

"That chick really knocked my socks off. And I had just finished folding and stacking them, too. Bitch."

"Why is Santa so Jolly? Because he knows where all the Naughty Girls live."