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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't cars made out of wood? Because they wooden go."

"There is no good path to take when you come to a spork in the road."

"What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz? Cheese was."

"On this occasion of Chinese New Year I would like to ask all my Chinese friends. Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with... How the f**k did two sticks win?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ? Attila you no lies !"

"We could have saved 10 - 15 lives a year if Noah would have just said ""ya know what, bears? No"". Plus the Cubs wouldn't be a team."

"When is a pentagon not a pentagon? When it's intercepted by a separate plane."

"Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school? Broccoli"

"Grandpa joke: What becomes shorter when you add 2 letters? Short"

"I can already hear the birds judging me for sleeping till noon tomorrow."