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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !"

"Can I fax something to you? 'Could you fax over a copy?' 'No, I can't fax because of where I live' 'Where do you live?' 'The 21st century'"

"Got CPR and CCR confused. Ended up playing ""Fortunate Son"" on my boombox while watching a man die."

"I'm smart. Just not remembers how to write a cursive Z, smart."

"Years after presidency, the introverted former president Obama is asked if he has ever had an affair. He responds with ""I've never been one to cum outside of Michelle."""

"Did you know when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and punch them in the face."

"What does the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's offensive to talk about."

"""His and hers"" gifts are the thoughtful choice for any wedding. The division of property goes so much more smoothly."

"My orgies are like the Special Olympics... There's lots of drooling and everyone is a winner."

"Why can't Melania Trump feel her ass? He's away campaigning."