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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !"

"Did you hear about the new Christian online video game? It's pretty good, but it's pray2win."

"So I heard the workers in the Twin Towers tried to have chocolate delivered to them by drone. Asking for an Air Kraft wasn't one of their better ideas."

"Why did the hacker start selling his services? So he could make his 4Chan."

"The engineer goes to the bathroom and takes a dump. Because everything these assholes do is shit"

"Some subs... Are not the OP."

"I can see what happens at the end of Trump's presidency I have 2020 vision."

"Opportunity knocks only once, if you hear a second knock it's probably a Jehovah's witness."

"How to: Wake up a black guy Guy next to him and say ""I got KFC"""

"The kidnapper rang and said ""10,000 and you get your wife back"" ""Negotiate with him!"" advised the policeman ""20,000 and she's all yours"""