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Joke of the Day
"What do you call really mean grass? *Agrassive*"
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"What do you call a redneck orgy? A family reunion."
"YOU KNOW THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PAUL WALKER AND MY COMPUTER? I ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK WHEN MY COMPUTER CRASHES."
"Why God impregnated Mary? Because instead of ""Oh Joseph! Cum in me!"", Mary said ""Oh God! Cum in me!"""
"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? She lay awake all night wondering if there was a Dog."
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have any guts"
"I used to be addicted to soap.... I'm clean now."
"TIFU by crying at a funeral -- about my favorite team losing. sorry wrong sob"
"I like my coffee like i like my women cold and bitter"
"How do you organize a party in space? You Planet"