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Joke of the Day
"How do you make beef stew? Tell a cow they're being watched."
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"What's a Frenchmen's favorite vacation? A retreat."
"How do you know you're in a redneck family? When your sister's pussy tastes like your dad's dick."
"Who would won in a wrestling match; Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit..."
"I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter. ."
"Have You Heard About the New Italian Sports Cars? Dago up a hill, dago down a hill, and when they get a flat tire, dago wop-wop-wop-wop-wop."
"I Heard that the Afterlife in Greek Mythology was Pretty Boring. I wonder why Hades didn't liven things up a bit."
"Jewish house on Christmas You know if a house is Jewish on Christmas if there's a parking meter on the roof."
"Asked the burd in Krispy kremes for 5 Nutella donuts and she says ""have you got any nut allergies"" aye pal I'm planning suicide by donut"
"What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm? A quarter-pounder with cheese."